“I’m just you’re average everyday evil genius with aspirations of world domination. I love to read, I like to write, I plan to make the most of my time. I am hardworking procrastinator, a reasonable madman. I have simple tastes: sweet, sour, salty, and bitter. I am a bigmouth, hard headed smart-ass, an intellectual wackaloon, nietzschean feminist, a romantic rationalist, a caring cynic. I am a nonbeliever and an over achiever. I am self-centered humanist, a socially conscious individualist, a libertarian existentialist, a self-sufficient compulsive coddler, a Mexican megalomaniac. I am a lively person, who is dead serious. I am a well behaved tough-guy; I carry an Occam razor, and obey Murphy’s Law. I make no fuss for any muss and am nothing more than just a stranger on the bus.”