seems like a normal dude i would just like to try his eggplant parm
“Hey there. :) I am -so- calling dibs on coming back to talk with you at more length in a couple days. I’ve got to be going really soon- Magic prerelease tournaments, which will be eating up my entire day tomorrow and the rest of tonight, and it may seem silly but I don’t want to run the risk of someone else stealing the thunder and having you close out your account before I get a chance to get to know you. Please pardon me this, I should be back Sunday and… so you’re good and prepared for it, I’m probably going to launch a good long message at you as long as you don’t mind. I’m Shawn btw, nice to make your aquaintance.”
Today he made good on his promise and sent me an incredibly long 630 word message.
“My mindscape is a vast and strange place where you can find anything from plans for world domination to theories on the nature of reality and a dash of astrophysics here and there.”
It gets better. You'll graduate and go to college and you'll be around more mature people. You won't have to escape to the internet and bring balance to the universe by posting mean comments under pictures of guys in hats. Honestly, I almost took this serious as being a part of some sort of social justice movement but you express yourself in a child's voice (spelling and grammar) and seem to have a weird obsession with atheists (of all people) and that turned me off from your cause.
fr*ck off lmao
